Early Bird Elf Prints

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

Toast: the high energy food

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

So Far So Good

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"Don't even think about it."

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

Christmas Chopin

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

'Good morning!'

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

Good morning, Teddy! Ungh

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn."

Naughty-ometer.

Really? Santa won't stop at your house if you're not asleep on Christmas eve? That sounds like a sort of entrapment to me!