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"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

Future garbage truck driver.

Toast: the high energy food

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"Don't even think about it."

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

Christmas Chopin

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"And if he wants to keep his job, the early bird better get me a coffee, too."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

'Good morning!'

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn."

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

The Early Bird