Early Bird Parent T-Shirts

Elderly looking children on signpost -'They grow up fast around here.'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

Toast: the high energy food

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

'He isn't use to getting up this early.'

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

What late birds do.

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

The Early Bird