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'Showing up early just makes matters worse. Now I feel more alone than ever.'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Licensed Therapist

Future garbage truck driver.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

'The thing that really bugs me, Louis, is whether veterinarians are psychiatrists.'

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"Why so sad, Pal?"

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

The Early Bird