Early Bird Rival Pillows

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Future garbage truck driver.

Bird Tweet.

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

'Early to bed and early to rise? It's a deal.'

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"Early Bird, you need to go easy on the worms."

"And now here's Jerome with an overview."

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

"So remember, this is a cape, not my napping blanket that I forgot I was still wrapped in because I woke up five minutes before we left the house."

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

What late birds do.

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

"Right, first of all, which one of you bright, young things decided it would be a 'cool idea' to have a breakfast meeting?!"

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

The Early Bird