Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'
Early Bird Denier Gifts
Looking for a humorous gift for the early bird denier? Our collection celebrates those who snooze and refuses to rise before sunrise. Brighten their mornings with witty prints, fun mugs, comfy pillows, and playful t-shirts that say it all: waking up is overrated! Celebrate sleep sluggers and night owls alike with gifts that embrace their love for late starts and cozy mornings.
Future garbage truck driver.
Bird Tweet.
Toast: the high energy food
"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."
"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."
'That morning, nature got to work early...'
So Far So Good
"I hate 2:00 am feedings."
'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'
"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"
"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"
"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"
Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess
"It's my 39th birthday, and I'm not dealing with it well. What's wrong with me?"
"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."
"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"
'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'
"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."
Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.
"You should have been here at eight o'clock."
'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'
'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'
'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'
The Early Bird
"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."
'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'
"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"
'Would you like to book an early morning call?'
Come on sun! I know you can do it!
'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'
'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'
'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'
'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'
100% effective Talk-Radio alarm.
Early Bird Denier Gifts Collection
Early Bird Denier Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the early bird denier. Find a witty or funny design that suits their late sleeping style.
Early Bird Denier Pillows
Comfort pillows that shout out their love for late mornings make a fun and cozy gift for sleep enthusiasts.
Early Bird Denier Prints
Frame their personality with prints that humorously celebrate sleeping late—sure to be a hit with the relaxed crowd.
Early Bird Denier T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that humorously declare their love for sleeping in. Ideal for night owls who like to wear their spirit on their sleeve.