Early Bird Denier Mugs

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

Future garbage truck driver.

"The teacher expects too much of me. She wants me to give it the old college try, and I'm only in grade school."

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

Toast: the high energy food

'That morning, nature got to work early...'

So Far So Good

"I hate 2:00 am feedings."

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"Hey, it's 5 a.m. somewhere, am I right?"

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Mine is a dairy farmer: He's up way before dawn every day..."

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

"You should have been here at eight o'clock."

'... And this is one of the artist's early pieces.'

Sometimes the 'Staggers-in-at-4 AM Bird' beats the Early Bird to the worm.

"I'm sorry, but you have to be here the minute the doors open if you want worm."

'We'd like you to continue with your 6 am appointments until we find out what's making you tired!'

'Oh yeah? Try to sleep in when your dad is a rooster!'

The Early Bird

"It looks as though it's going to be one of those days!"

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

'I take it you're not afraid of early hours.'

'All right, all right, I'm getting up.'

'Would you like to book an early morning call?'

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

'The problem with being a kid is that the hours are lousy.'

'yes, up every day at dawn, but there was a shameful time as a teenager when I used to sleep in until noon sometimes...'

"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."

'I like to get here right when Dave opens up, and get a clean glass.'