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"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Bowling ball head.

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"I'd like to make a return."

A bald eagle approaches middle age

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

A baroque elk.

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

Coarse Fishing.

"You can't take off from work to go fishing unless you take me with you."