Earl Grey Aficionado Gifts

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Abacus.

Brothers of the Angle: Fishermen think of themselves as one big family.

Bowling ball head.

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

'Dad, how come we never see and of them in flight?'

Peace on Earth

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

"I'd like to make a return."

A fisherman carries a rainbow trout.

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

A bald eagle approaches middle age

'Now, fly my boy, fly like, well, fly like an eagle...'

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'What excuse do you have for a lousy shot now?'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

A baroque elk.

Coarse Fishing.

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'