Dynasty Devotee Gifts

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Congratulations, it's a nepo baby."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Thomas Hardy

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Bonk!"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

The Blob's Blog.

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

'What a control freak!'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Dear Diary

One book... One book... One book...

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''