Dynasty Devotee Gifts

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Congratulations, it's a nepo baby."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Thomas Hardy

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Bonk!"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

The Blob's Blog.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'What a control freak!'

One book... One book... One book...

Dear Diary

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

"I try to get a head start on them."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'