Dyke Aficionado Gifts

Dutch boy bitten by snake in hole in dyke.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Paul goes home for the holidays

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

I'd rather be at the office.

'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

Sketches by Boz - The Cab-Driver

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

"Can you believe it? They insisted on the earmuffs so they don't have to listen to my awesome yodeling!"

"So you want to leave Germany when the Greens come to power. . . Will you take the yacht, the lear jet or should I get you a rubber dinghy?"

'I try to help when I can.'

Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

Unethical Accounting Methods...

Insomniyak: 'You gotta help me, Doc! I toss and turn all night!'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'The IRS called, Lance. Something about an audit, but don't worry I covered for you. I said you couldn't be reached because you were on your yacht.'

'It's great delegating authority! The poor guy's working his tail off back at corporate headquarters!'

Canoes

'You love anything tacky, don't you?'

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

How the other half live.

Unnecessary Surgery

Meekness of Mr. Pecksniff and his charming daughters

'Well, we located a kidney, but the donor is a Trekkie, so we'll leave it up to you.'