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Dutch boy bitten by snake in hole in dyke.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Paul goes home for the holidays

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

'I'm full of stuffing so I'll have the potatoes.'

I'd rather be at the office.

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

'We ride the storm until greed is back.'

Yodelling School: Your calls may be recorded for training purposes.

'Can't I just travel on my learjet and have fun on my yacht and quit the stupid, boring political part of my presidency?'

Sketches by Boz - The Cab-Driver

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

'I try to help when I can.'

"So you want to leave Germany when the Greens come to power. . . Will you take the yacht, the lear jet or should I get you a rubber dinghy?"

Yacht Club: Valet Parking $25,000.

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

Unethical Accounting Methods...

Insomniyak: 'You gotta help me, Doc! I toss and turn all night!'

"We took a yachting holiday last year, strayed into the Bermuda Triangle, miraculously made it home somehow, but Brian's hair disappeared."

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'The IRS called, Lance. Something about an audit, but don't worry I covered for you. I said you couldn't be reached because you were on your yacht.'

Meekness of Mr. Pecksniff and his charming daughters

'It's great delegating authority! The poor guy's working his tail off back at corporate headquarters!'

Unnecessary Surgery

'You love anything tacky, don't you?'

How the other half live.

Canoes

"Why, of course I like Kale. It's the color of money."

'Well, we located a kidney, but the donor is a Trekkie, so we'll leave it up to you.'

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'