Duty Champions Pillows

'This one is for not complaining about being stretched too think handling domestic and foreign crises.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

"Nooooo!"

With Jury Duty for All

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

Mom on the First Day of School.

Why it's called child-rearing.

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

Exercise is the key to strength.

'I'd like to come out and play but I can't find a sitter.'

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

The First Vote

'How would you have played that last ball?'

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"

'I really don't like breast-feeding, but it's really good therapy for her.'