Duty Champions Pillows

'This one is for not complaining about being stretched too think handling domestic and foreign crises.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"That is one absorbent nappy."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I need backup...NOW!

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

"Nooooo!"

'Did you know that baby birds just hang it over the edge of their nest and let it fly!'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

"When I said change the baby, I meant his diapers!"

'I'm drinking, you're driving - how come you're so happy?'

With Jury Duty for All

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

CONGRESS "Voter apathy is no big deal - What scares me is TAXPAYER apathy."

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

'Another common mistake is to forget to take off the dirty nappy before putting the clean one on.'

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

Baby Thoughts in Nappy Changing.

Why it's called child-rearing.

Why do you always get to ash and I always have to dry?

The First Vote

'I'd like to come out and play but I can't find a sitter.'

Man without Fingers Playing Guitar

Mom on the First Day of School.

Exercise is the key to strength.

"Tell us everything you know and we'll see what we can do about a fresh diaper."

Can you feel the excitement building? The election is more than a month off. Nonsense!! It's not more than a month off? Yes, technically, in the sense that time is ordinarily measured. But it's so close I can taste it. You can taste the general election? Like chocolate mousse! The season of the political junkie is upon us.

'How would you have played that last ball?'

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

The ballot box.

"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"