Dugout Decision Maker Gifts

'The pitcher calls a time out and walks toward the dugout. He's signaling the front office, and it looks like they're bringing out a new manager.'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Career Choices

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

Baseball batting cage theater La Cage Aux Folles.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

Darren had lost his edge as a 'yes' man...

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

How lazy people decide what to eat

Election 2020

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'Worker or Soldier: Is that all you can suggest? Not much of a choice is there!...'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'Harrison will make the hard decisions and Dunwoody will rationalize them.'

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I got a little freaked out because where did the second road come from??

Decision time