Duet Singers Gifts

Singing of Love

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

French horn.

Romantic Duet

It's more than a mike!

"This is a duet yourself project."

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

Bassoon practice.

"Very good, everyone. . . except I head that scream again. Ok, let's try it again from the top."

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

'I know it's all the rage with jazz musicians and pop singers, Twiddlecock - but choristers?'

"I want to make it with you."

Women's Rights Gone Amuck...

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

'It's a duet yourself project.'

Scat Singing/Sdog singing.

Romantic music.

"Now that's the blues."

"Mom, will you put me in time out. You gotta pay the dues if you want to sing the blues."

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

Quatre-mains

'I got a case of the itsy-bitsy bonus blues...'

'Folks, it looks like Big Jake's got the blues real bad tonight.'

Willie Nelson's 80th Birthday.

Mississippi John Hurt

Cough Mixture for Angels

Birth Of A Musical Genre.

"Why's it called a hymn and not a hyr?"

'Never-never land.'

Blind Lemming Jefferson

"We've managed to track down the only person who has NOT recorded a duet with Elton John."