Duel Dramatist Pillows

The Great Winglebury Duel

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'HEY YOU TWO TAKE THAT OUTSIDE'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Artists of the wild west.

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Wild West Text Showdown

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'Why is it when ever we have guests, you have to go and make a scene?'

Businessman fences with three others.

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

Roach Motel

'My client's defense is that the bank was an attractive nuisance.'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"Dinner's ready, if you want to take a break from your personal space."

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

"What's for dinner, Madge? I'll be home soon."

"I don't suppose you could settle up before you go?"

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'