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The Great Winglebury Duel

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'Let's agree to disagree...'

'HEY YOU TWO TAKE THAT OUTSIDE'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

Artists of the wild west.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Wild West Text Showdown

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'Don't panic, folks! It's red ink, not blood!

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'Why is it when ever we have guests, you have to go and make a scene?'

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

Businessman fences with three others.

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"And now the winner will be determined by a duel."

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Roach Motel

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

'My client's defense is that the bank was an attractive nuisance.'

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

Devil vs Angel Duel.

"Dinner's ready, if you want to take a break from your personal space."

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

Dodge Ball City.

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

"I don't suppose you could settle up before you go?"

"Why? Because he said I was insensitive, that's why!"