Duct Cleaner Gifts

Duct Cleaning

Waiting for Pants

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

"What can you do with him?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

Can you get out blood stains? I had a rather contentious board meeting today.

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Leading Economic Indicator.

'Could you make sure you empty your pockets next time?'

'My work clothes are at the cleaner's, so I had to borrow my kid's hoodie.'

"May I tidy up the infield?"

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

Dry Cleaning

Human Dust Buster

'...it's probably blood on the boardroom carpet.'

Environmentally friendly Dry Cleaners

'Three words, Corporal: 'Advanced military technology',,, Relax,'