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Duct Cleaning

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Waiting for Pants

"Thank God you're home. Someone crapped on the carpet again."

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"What can you do with him?"

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"Duct tape fixes leaks in the office, too."

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

"I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you, but this is a dry cleaner's."

'Kleinzweck has a theory that the strong nuclear force is actually tiny rolls of duct tape.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'Only the high-traffic path needs cleaning - from the couch to the bar.'

'Ok, there's some duct tape. Are you happy now, Mr. Prima Donna?...'

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"This is supposed to be the clean room so we'll give it an additional five minutes."

Can you get out blood stains? I had a rather contentious board meeting today.

"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it's just collecting dust."

'Could you make sure you empty your pockets next time?'

Make it look like an accident. Carpet cleaners.

Leading Economic Indicator.

'My work clothes are at the cleaner's, so I had to borrow my kid's hoodie.'

"May I tidy up the infield?"

Human Dust Buster

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

Dry Cleaning

Shakespeare failed at many jobs prior to becoming a playwright. He was a terrible loan officer and inept dry cleaner. Neither a borrower or a lender be. Out, damned spot I say! He was no good in customer service. The lady doth protest too much, methinks. And he mixed-up flowers as a florist. That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. He tried to hid these career failures on his resume. Personnel Office. You need to be more specific about your work history --- You

'...it's probably blood on the boardroom carpet.'

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