Cauldron Cleaner Pillows

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Rocking Witches.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Witches at a cauldron.

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Spell Check

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

"And now from downtown!"

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

My Cauldron Rules

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

"It's a recipe for self-care."

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"