Cauldron Commander Pillows

"And now from downtown!"

"God, this home brew is strong!"

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Witches at a cauldron.

Modern Witch Shoppe

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

Spell Check

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

'..and one for the pot.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

My Cauldron Rules

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."