Cauldron Commander Gifts

"And now from downtown!"

"God, this home brew is strong!"

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

Witches of Instagram

Witches at a cauldron.

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Modern Witch Shoppe

'Try my health brew...1% fat, no cholesterol, high fiber and low sodium.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Spell Check

'..and one for the pot.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

My Cauldron Rules

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

'I remember when tea leaves were the state of the art method of determining your inventory needs.'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"It's a recipe for self-care."