Driving Skills Buff Gifts

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

The driverless car

A production line adds condiments to cars

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

Traffic Jam.

Brains versus management books.

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'The doctors just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance.'

'You say you always give 110% effort-an odd answer for a job as a statistician. . .'

"...and drop those two sticks, you idiot!"

Death helps with a broken down Hearse