Driving Skills Buff Pillows

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

Democracy for Hire

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

The driverless car

Brains versus management books.

A production line adds condiments to cars

Traffic Jam.

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

Policeman to driver; 'You gotta be kidding. Your name is actually Anna Nicole Smith?'

Used Cars. Spot. It seats six comfortably -- Of course, only four of them can stick their heads out the window.

Hairy Potter and friend..

'Yes, normally, carrots are good for you eyes, but in your case they only increase your sense of smell.'

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

'The doctors just install the artificial heart. We at Al's garage do the maintenance.'

"...and drop those two sticks, you idiot!"

'You say you always give 110% effort-an odd answer for a job as a statistician. . .'

"When one door closes, another one opens."