Driving Skills Critic Pillows

"Frequently rude drivers ahead."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Sometimes Y Turn

Lost around a military base.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Street signs you don't want to see.

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Safe Driving.

Learner Driver

Steep learning curve ahead.

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

'The penguin is upset...'

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'I need both hands for steering.'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

"Is there a problem officer?"

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

Can't read 'SLOW'.