Driving Skills Junkie Pillows

"Son, I don't care about cursive writing, but did they teach you how to parallel park?"

Overjumpers

"Eat me"

Safe Driving.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

'Now, ease off of the clutch...'

'How was my emergency stop?'

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Name stickers on car windscreen.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

"Ok! Not the best technique but good power!"

Caution - Student Driver.

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Student driver and a student mechanic.

'I know that I told you not to hog the crown of the road, but this is ridiculous!'

"You call that teaching."

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

'Aren't you going to teach me how to drive while texting?'

'When I tap the keyboard I want you to do an emergency stop.'

'Morning Mr Walker, remember me? You sacked me last month...'

"Thanks for letting me be your 'getaway driver' lads. My driving instructor says I need all the practice I can get."

"Come on Darling, concentrate: You have to master the reversing move..."

"Remember to keep your head down."

'I dreamed last night that she was sixteen and had a learner's permit.'

'Of course I can hear the engine knocking, that's why I've turned the music up!'

'I told you before: Don't text while rock climbing!'

"This is not what I thought you meant by 'Come to our ATV program!'"

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver