Driving Lesson Lover Pillows

'Aren't you going to teach me how to drive while texting?'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Safe Driving.

Man helping a mini learner driver

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

I love my motor.

'The penguin is upset...'

'I need both hands for steering.'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"In this life son, if you want something, you have to hunt for it."

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

'Now, ease off of the clutch...'

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

Name stickers on car windscreen.

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Stone Age Driving Test

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

'That's for letting my wife pass her test yesterday - this morning she crashed my car!'

"You know how some writers are known as 'writer's writers'? I'm what's known as a 'driving instructor.' "

'I know that I told you not to hog the crown of the road, but this is ridiculous!'

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

"You're very courteous for a hog"

Being married is like working backstage at a magic show.

Juliet should have asked where for art Romeo the old fashioned way, calling from a balcony, not by texting him while he was driving.

"I'll teach you the meaning of life if you'll teach me how to climb down a mountain."

I don't brake for tail gators.

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"Good boy. Now speed up a little and try sticking your head out even farther."