Driving Lesson Lover Prints

'Aren't you going to teach me how to drive while texting?'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Man helping a mini learner driver

"She just asked me if she could have a few friends in to watch the International Horse Show."

Safe Driving.

'The penguin is upset...'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

I love my motor.

'I need both hands for steering.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"In this life son, if you want something, you have to hunt for it."

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

'In the few remaining minutes of the lesson I can't do better than to show you how to fill an accident form.'

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

'Now, ease off of the clutch...'

Stone Age Driving Test

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Name stickers on car windscreen.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

Juliet should have asked where for art Romeo the old fashioned way, calling from a balcony, not by texting him while he was driving.

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

'That's for letting my wife pass her test yesterday - this morning she crashed my car!'

Being married is like working backstage at a magic show.

"You're very courteous for a hog"

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

"You know how some writers are known as 'writer's writers'? I'm what's known as a 'driving instructor.' "

'I know that I told you not to hog the crown of the road, but this is ridiculous!'

"Good boy. Now speed up a little and try sticking your head out even farther."

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."