Driving Skills Junkie Mugs

"Son, I don't care about cursive writing, but did they teach you how to parallel park?"

Overjumpers

"Eat me"

Safe Driving.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'Now, ease off of the clutch...'

'How was my emergency stop?'

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Name stickers on car windscreen.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

"Ok! Not the best technique but good power!"

'I know that I told you not to hog the crown of the road, but this is ridiculous!'

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

Caution - Student Driver.

Student driver and a student mechanic.

"You call that teaching."

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve

'Aren't you going to teach me how to drive while texting?'

'When I tap the keyboard I want you to do an emergency stop.'

'Morning Mr Walker, remember me? You sacked me last month...'

"Come on Darling, concentrate: You have to master the reversing move..."

"Thanks for letting me be your 'getaway driver' lads. My driving instructor says I need all the practice I can get."

'I dreamed last night that she was sixteen and had a learner's permit.'

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

'Of course I can hear the engine knocking, that's why I've turned the music up!'

"This is not what I thought you meant by 'Come to our ATV program!'"

Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.

'I told you before: Don't text while rock climbing!'