Driving Lesson Survivor Mugs

'I know that I told you not to hog the crown of the road, but this is ridiculous!'

Bob's Driving School.

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Show Jumping Tantrums

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

'Now, ease off of the clutch...'

'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

'Every time one door closes, another one opens. Can you fix it?'

A learner driver crashes into lamp post

'Aren't you going to teach me how to drive while texting?'

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

'Dad thought it would be safer if I started with a golf cart.'

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

'Your call is important to us - please hold while we connect you to an advisor.'

"No, Mr. Smith. You can't go and wheel spin outside Edna's chip shop."

'Fortunately, the only person hit was a snowman. . .'

If...Then....

'You would fail Mr Burns! What have you forgotten. I will give you three guesses.'

"Looks like my car won't start...I guess I'll have time for that beer after all!"

"I've done all I can. Take it home and read it The Little Engine That Could."

'What do you mean didn't I see it? How do you think I hit it?'

'Your educational background worries me - four years high school, two years college, and six years of traffic school.'

Supermarket trolley driver receives training.

Get Well Cards - It's for my driving instructor...

"I want to be ready in case there's an emergency."

You did well right up to the end.

"I had to leave, it was not liveable anymore: I could cope with a cat in the house, but not with a kid learning the trumpet..."

You must work on your three point turn.

"A little less on the accelerator, Mr. Benton..."

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