Driving Test Survivors Mugs

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'

Bob's Driving School.

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

I had my eyes dilated.

'Now, ease off of the clutch...'

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

Medical Treatment.

'I know that I told you not to hog the crown of the road, but this is ridiculous!'

'It's HIS fault, he was doing the speed limit!'

"Could we try parking again please, Mr. Zog?"

'Sorry you've failed'

Driving Test Centre: Letters and Bribes.

"School is a lot like life. It's hours and hours of boredom...interrupted by the occasional moment of panic."

Tom hated the daily hard drive to his hard drive!

New for parents with college-bound kids: SAT sample-test toilet paper.

'You would fail Mr Burns! What have you forgotten. I will give you three guesses.'

'What do you mean didn't I see it? How do you think I hit it?'

'Your educational background worries me - four years high school, two years college, and six years of traffic school.'

"Now the last part of the driving test, driver: Parallel parking..."

"You've failed your emergency stop"

"You failed on breaking distances"

Get Well Cards - It's for my driving instructor...

You did well right up to the end.

"Psst. . . what's the definition for plagiarism?"

'I'd prefer to do my test on foot.'

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