Driving Challenge Survivor Mugs

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

Bob's Driving School.

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

'Now, ease off of the clutch...'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

Name stickers on car windscreen.

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

'I know that I told you not to hog the crown of the road, but this is ridiculous!'

'I took a short cut.'

'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'

'All right, guys, let's take a little break then give it another try...'

"I;ll try to get into reverse again - maybe 'Third time lucky'!"

Your license please!

"Dump a bucket of hot coals on my head for charity? No way!!"

'You would fail Mr Burns! What have you forgotten. I will give you three guesses.'

I'm giving you a parking ticket!

Tom hated the daily hard drive to his hard drive!

"You've had six accidents?"

"Think of it as incentive for us to come up with better solutions in the meantime."

"It isn't that I mind driving around, but I'm only getting seven miles to the gallon."

Right-hand drive - A right hand with a car steering wheel and console on it.

Possible unforseen complications wouldn't deter me. If I could, I'd open a can of worms.

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

'What do you mean didn't I see it? How do you think I hit it?'

"Now the last part of the driving test, driver: Parallel parking..."

I'm giving you a ticket!

Get Well Cards - It's for my driving instructor...

You did well right up to the end.

Your daughter takes to driving like a crash dummy to an airbag.

"Because it's not there."

'What do you mean didn't I see it? How do you think I hit it?'

'How will I ever pay for gas to get to the stress management course I'm taking?'

Failed to Signal

Congratulations on Passing Your Driving Test.