Driving School Aficionado Mugs

Safe Driving.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Bob's Driving School.

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

It's great for pulling the birds!

Man helping a mini learner driver

'The penguin is upset...'

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

I love my motor.

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

Dog Dreams

'I'm getting a little concerned about Timmy. He hasn't wormed his way out of anything all semester.'

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

"How many times have I told you not to play mechanic under the car."

Stone Age Driving Test

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

Name stickers on car windscreen.

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

"School is loverly this time of year."

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

"You're very courteous for a hog"

"You call that teaching."

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

I don't brake for tail gators.

New driving hazards perception test....'I've crashed the computer.'

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'