Driver's Dilemma Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

I love my motor.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

Road Guilt

Stone Age Driving Test

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

Tasting Zoo

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

Pick a direction.

"You call that teaching."

I don't brake for tail gators.

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"You're very courteous for a hog"

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

Jesus forgets to save.

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.