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I'm giving you a parking ticket!

Man helping a mini learner driver

I love my motor.

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

Road Guilt

Stone Age Driving Test

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

Tasting Zoo

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

Pick a direction.

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

Jesus forgets to save.

'Well? Did you pass?'

"Aside from the foot, do you think my parking's getting better?"

"You're very courteous for a hog"

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

I don't brake for tail gators.

"You call that teaching."

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"