Driver's Dilemma Enthusiast Mugs

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

I love my motor.

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

"You can turn your blinker off now, Senator."

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

A man's health care options.

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

Road Guilt

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

Stone Age Driving Test

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

Tasting Zoo

It isn't about what's right or wrong, but choosing what's right for you. Therapy makes shopping way more difficult.

Pick a direction.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"You're very courteous for a hog"

'I had to go that fast in order to keep that nut from passing me!'

"You call that teaching."

Jesus forgets to save.

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

"And now I'd like you to eat a chicken and mayonnaise sandwich shile answering your mobile."