Driver In Training Gifts

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

Sometimes Y Turn

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Lost around a military base.

Street signs you don't want to see.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Learner Driver

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

Man helping a mini learner driver

Safe Driving.

Steep learning curve ahead.

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

"Is there a problem officer?"

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'I need both hands for steering.'

Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

'The penguin is upset...'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"