Drinker's Dilemma T-Shirts

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Just too many choices.'

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

'What do you sugget for a couple of fuddyduddies who love hot and spicy, but have to eat bland?'

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

'What's this about the food tasting funny?'

Fast food trap.

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

"Every time I go on a diet, he brings up the land of milk and honey."

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

'What do you mean, 'your bachelor party hasn't finished yet'?'

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

"It's OK, I'm on a meat day."

I want you to eat less fibre.

'Beefsteak tomatoes and mincemeat pie.'

'Finally have an expense account and I'm always on a diet.'

Woman puts baloons to make herself appear lighter on weighing scale.

'They like the manna, but they're afraid you're fattening them up for something.'

"It means that when you order the cheesecake, the guilt comes free."

"Every time you want to eat a waiter, you can't find one."

Grogansburg, 1 Mile. Diet Grogansburg, 3 Miles