Drinker's Dilemma Pillows

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Just too many choices.'

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

Woman finds something in her soup.

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

'What do you sugget for a couple of fuddyduddies who love hot and spicy, but have to eat bland?'

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

Fast food trap.

'What's this about the food tasting funny?'

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

"Every time I go on a diet, he brings up the land of milk and honey."

This fly is doing the backstroke

'What do you mean, 'your bachelor party hasn't finished yet'?'

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

"It's OK, I'm on a meat day."

I want you to eat less fibre.

"That's what happens when you combine lo carb with lo fat fat diets."

'Beefsteak tomatoes and mincemeat pie.'

'Finally have an expense account and I'm always on a diet.'

Woman puts baloons to make herself appear lighter on weighing scale.

"It means that when you order the cheesecake, the guilt comes free."

'They like the manna, but they're afraid you're fattening them up for something.'

"Every time you want to eat a waiter, you can't find one."