Drinker's Dilemma Gifts

Looking for witty gifts that capture the fun and frustration of the drinker's dilemma? Our collection celebrates the humorous side of social drinking, perfect for friends, family, or yourself. From humorous mugs to cheeky t-shirts and playful pillows, find the ideal way to toast to good times and good humor. These items are designed for those who love a laugh with their libation and enjoy celebrating the lighter side of drinking.

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Man with wine glass face looks unhappy. mockup

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

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Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'. mockup

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

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"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?" mockup

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

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"I'm retaining doughnuts."

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"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi." mockup

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

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'Just too many choices.'

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"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves." mockup

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

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'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!' mockup

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

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''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?' mockup

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

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'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

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Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working. mockup

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

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"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online." mockup

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

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'What do you sugget for a couple of fuddyduddies who love hot and spicy, but have to eat bland?'

'What do you sugget for a couple of fuddyduddies who love hot and spicy, but have to eat bland?' mockup

'What do you sugget for a couple of fuddyduddies who love hot and spicy, but have to eat bland?'

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It was time to start the lockdown diet. mockup

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

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'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?' mockup

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

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'What's this about the food tasting funny?'

'What's this about the food tasting funny?' mockup

'What's this about the food tasting funny?'

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Fast food trap.

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"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone." mockup

"Yes, I can certainly recommend the lamb - everything else has gone."

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"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?" mockup

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

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'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.' mockup

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

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"Every time I go on a diet, he brings up the land of milk and honey."

"Every time I go on a diet, he brings up the land of milk and honey." mockup

"Every time I go on a diet, he brings up the land of milk and honey."

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"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?" mockup

"Miss, could I have some, ah, just bread?"

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'What do you mean, 'your bachelor party hasn't finished yet'?'

'What do you mean, 'your bachelor party hasn't finished yet'?' mockup

'What do you mean, 'your bachelor party hasn't finished yet'?'

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"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?" mockup

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

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"It's OK, I'm on a meat day."

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I want you to eat less fibre.

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'Beefsteak tomatoes and mincemeat pie.' mockup

'Beefsteak tomatoes and mincemeat pie.'

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'Finally have an expense account and I'm always on a diet.'

'Finally have an expense account and I'm always on a diet.' mockup

'Finally have an expense account and I'm always on a diet.'

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Woman puts baloons to make herself appear lighter on weighing scale.

Woman puts baloons to make herself appear lighter on weighing scale. mockup

Woman puts baloons to make herself appear lighter on weighing scale.

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'They like the manna, but they're afraid you're fattening them up for something.'

'They like the manna, but they're afraid you're fattening them up for something.' mockup

'They like the manna, but they're afraid you're fattening them up for something.'

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"It means that when you order the cheesecake, the guilt comes free."

"It means that when you order the cheesecake, the guilt comes free." mockup

"It means that when you order the cheesecake, the guilt comes free."

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"Every time you want to eat a waiter, you can't find one."

"Every time you want to eat a waiter, you can't find one." mockup

"Every time you want to eat a waiter, you can't find one."

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Grogansburg, 1 Mile. Diet Grogansburg, 3 Miles

Grogansburg, 1 Mile. Diet Grogansburg, 3 Miles mockup

Grogansburg, 1 Mile. Diet Grogansburg, 3 Miles

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Drinker's Dilemma Gifts Collection

Drinker's Dilemma Mugs

Browse our collection of drinker's dilemma mugs and find the perfect humorous gift for yourself or a friend who loves a good laugh over a beverage.

Drinker's Dilemma Pillows

Discover our playful drinker's dilemma pillows, adding humor and comfort to your sofa or bedroom with designs that evoke laughs and relaxed vibes.

Drinker's Dilemma Prints

Explore our witty drinker's dilemma prints to add personality and humor to your home decor or gifting repertoire.

Drinker's Dilemma T-Shirts

Check out our drinker's dilemma t-shirts for witty and fun apparel that celebrates the hilarious struggles of enjoying a drink.