Smoker's Dilemma Gifts

"Have you got a light?"

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'So OK. . . I should quit smoking, but I scratched that off my bucket list years ago!'

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

Identity Parade - Smoker.

'I understand you're upset with the insurance company. While my concern is your bottom, their concern is the bottom line.'

'That Doctor has a lot of nerve...I've waited six weeks for this appointment and he says, 'you're lucky we caught it in time'.'

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

The new normal.

'Let me guess - your cigarette went wet again?'

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

"We're closed!"

"I told you to take three teaspoons daily of the medication, not the spoons!"

'Some smokers still resent no smoking signs...'

'I haven't managed to cut them out completely but I have cut back to only one cup of coffee and one cigarette per day.'

'We need a birth ban, too, because every life ends fatally!'

Long Limo Wait

'No smoking in the building, Haskins.'

'Personally I like the taste of smokers.'

'I'm not suicidal - this is our office's designated smoking area.'

Somewhere in France

The cost of smoking.

Now smoking allowed.

Man smokes a cloud of text.

"It's not me smoking! It's that a**hole!"

"I see the looks of the people. . . I feel their contempt and their hated. . ."

'But, can it help me quit smoking?'

'It's payback time people. We can't smoke inside, so we leave our butts outside... everywhere!'