Dinner Dilemma Devotee Pillows

"Every time you want to eat a waiter, you can't find one."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Diner

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

I used to eat plenty of natural foods, but then I found out that most people die of natural causes.

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'How would you like your toast?'

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"A votre sante!"

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

A train's dining car is a diner.

'...And an extra packet of crackers! It's our Anniversary!'

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

"Just a drop."

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

'Meat loaf again!'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

Mum's Diner - you finish those veggies!

"Our cook is working through a lot of stuff."

'A fly in your soup, eh? -- Call me if it gets any worse.'