Dining Dilemma Debater Pillows

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"You owe me five bucks."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"You know why they make these straws so big? It's a scam to make you drink fast so you can finish quicker and order more."

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

'You're cute when you blow your cool.'

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

'And just how much is silver going for a troy ounce these days?'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"You ordered mammoth again?"

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'

'I hate them too. Listen, would you like to go out sometime? Dinner maybe? We could complain about the service.'

"First the porridge is too hot, then too cold... you're getting a lousy tip."

"I think I'll just leave a hate tip."

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

'Will you stop going BAAAAA every time I eat a piece of lamb!'

Members of the legal fraternity at their favourite Chinese restaurant: So Su Me.

"When you say 'the same', do you mean worse or better?"

Alexis Tsipras meets Francois Hollande

'What do you sugget for a couple of fuddyduddies who love hot and spicy, but have to eat bland?'

'Today I learned it's hard not to sound condescending when explaining science to a religious person.'

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'

'What's this about the food tasting funny?'