Dieter's Dilemma Explorer Pillows

Eating fish.

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

The Eternal Question

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

Nutritional Supplements.

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"Cardiac day patients?"

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'

'Excellent napkin.'

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

"We've gone glutton-free."

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

In a Quandary

"Relax sir, I'm sure chef barely remembers you posting a negative review online."

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

'What do you sugget for a couple of fuddyduddies who love hot and spicy, but have to eat bland?'

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'It's not our wine list. It's a list of gastroenterologists.'

'What's this about the food tasting funny?'

Fast food trap.

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

'Fad diet. The weight will come right back.'