Drill Sergeants Gifts

Searching for a gift for a drill sergeant who commands with discipline and a sense of humor? Our collection of thoughtfully designed items captures their commanding personality with a witty twist. Perfect for soldiers, veterans, or anyone who appreciates military leadership, these products make a memorable gift that honors their service and style.

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Old Man Boot Camp: 'Hoist those trousers up higher! Unzip that fly and get some soup stains on that cardigan...'

Old Man Boot Camp: 'Hoist those trousers up higher! Unzip that fly and get some soup stains on that cardigan...' mockup

Old Man Boot Camp: 'Hoist those trousers up higher! Unzip that fly and get some soup stains on that cardigan...'

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"But sarge, I can't report to you at 14:00 - my watch only goes up to twelve."

"But sarge, I can't report to you at 14:00 - my watch only goes up to twelve." mockup

"But sarge, I can't report to you at 14:00 - my watch only goes up to twelve."

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'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.' mockup

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

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'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

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"Lemming Boot Camp"

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'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.' mockup

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

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Dentist Training School.

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"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment." mockup

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

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A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant mockup

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

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"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!" mockup

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

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"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!" mockup

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

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Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly. mockup

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

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My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4. mockup

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

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"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes." mockup

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

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'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.' mockup

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

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'I keep yelling at my privates.'

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'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!' mockup

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

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Oil Industry Safety.

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'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!' mockup

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

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'I heard you mom is really strict.' mockup

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

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Military ardour.

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Passages in the Life of a Volunteer mockup

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

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Oil Workers

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'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!' mockup

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

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"Then it's agreed. I'll send you a lieutenant in exchange for a clerk typist and a staff sergeant."

"Then it's agreed. I'll send you a lieutenant in exchange for a clerk typist and a staff sergeant." mockup

"Then it's agreed. I'll send you a lieutenant in exchange for a clerk typist and a staff sergeant."

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"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?" mockup

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

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"In the mid 60s I received both my draft card and a Valentine's Day card on February 14th. Being a conscientious objector to both love and war, I burned both cards."

"In the mid 60s I received both my draft card and a Valentine's Day card on February 14th. Being a conscientious objector to both love and war, I burned both cards."

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