"Grow!"
Green Thumb Drill Sergeant Gifts
Looking for a gift for a gardening enthusiast who’s also a bit of a drill sergeant? Our playful, creative items blend humor with horticulture, perfect for the tough-love gardener with a big heart. From witty mugs to stylish prints, find something that captures their love for plants and their tough attitude. It’s a unique way to show appreciation for their green thumb and commanding style in the garden.
Prize vegetables.
"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."
What are you giving Mother Earth this year?
'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'
Deforestation.
"Even the waiters here are organic."
The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener
Gardener clipping topiary stairs
Allotment
Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.
"First time pruning?"
Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.
Cat Nip.
'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'
'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'
Yardless: Please help
Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'
Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.
Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)
Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish
"I'm losing my patience with you."
"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."
Cats and gardens.
Mother Nature
"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."
Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.
See you at the farmers market!
Botany Baby!
"Steamed vegetables."
"You must be cheating - no one's that lucky!"
Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.
Greenfingers.
Do you have anything bigger?
Gardening Terms: Black Spot
Green Thumb Drill Sergeant Gifts Collection
Green Thumb Drill Sergeant Mugs
Explore our range of humorous mugs perfect for the green thumb drill sergeant in your life. Each one is crafted to bring a smile to their face every morning.
Green Thumb Drill Sergeant Pillows
Spruce up their garden corner or relaxation space with our witty pillows. Comfortable and amusing, they’re a great gift for any garden lover with a tough streak.
Green Thumb Drill Sergeant Prints
Decorate their gardening sanctuary with our vibrant prints. They make charming gifts that celebrate their green thumb and commanding personality.
Green Thumb Drill Sergeant T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt for the gardening boss who loves to joke around. Our funny and stylish designs are ideal for casual wear and gardening days.