Botanical Drill Sergeant Gifts

Looking for a gift that combines the lush beauty of botanicals with a commanding spirit? Our botanical drill sergeant collection energizes any space with a playful mix of greenery and military wit. Ideal for creative souls who appreciate witty juxtapositions, these products turn the ordinary into extraordinary. Whether for a garden enthusiast, a fitness buff, or someone who loves a good laugh, our range offers a delightful way to showcase their vibrant personality and unique style.

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"Grow!"

from $19.00

Prize vegetables.

from $19.00

Plant Lady

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Garden Goddess.

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"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it." mockup

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

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Hermit Crabapple Tree

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'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.' mockup

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

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'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.' mockup

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

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'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.' mockup

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

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"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring mockup

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

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Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees. mockup

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

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"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth." mockup

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

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A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube. mockup

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

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'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.' mockup

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

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"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

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"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!" mockup

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

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"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!" mockup

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

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'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

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Tree Identification Field Guide...
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Tree Identification Field Guide...

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'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...' mockup

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

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Getting Rid of the Cure

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Balding gnomes

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"Lemming Boot Camp"

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'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

from $19.00