Botany Boss Gifts

"The garden is my résumé."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

Prize vegetables.

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

Wildlife

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Boss's Desk Says No!

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

Golfing Boss

"Be patient. He'll have to visit the water cooler sooner or later."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"He's not really much of a leader...he just has a lot of followers."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Wine Lady

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Employee won't think about work outside of box