Drill Sergeants Pillows

Old Man Boot Camp: 'Hoist those trousers up higher! Unzip that fly and get some soup stains on that cardigan...'

"But sarge, I can't report to you at 14:00 - my watch only goes up to twelve."

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

Dentist Training School.

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

Oil Industry Safety.

Military ardour.

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

"OK, boys. Begin drilling."

"Is something funny, soldier?"

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

Oil Workers

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

"I can't heeear you!"

'Completed the pyramid, eh? Now take it down to the ground.'

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”

Military Parades