Drill Sergeants Pillows

Old Man Boot Camp: 'Hoist those trousers up higher! Unzip that fly and get some soup stains on that cardigan...'

"But sarge, I can't report to you at 14:00 - my watch only goes up to twelve."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Dentist Training School.

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

Oil Industry Safety.

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

Military ardour.

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

Oil Workers

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

"Then it's agreed. I'll send you a lieutenant in exchange for a clerk typist and a staff sergeant."

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

"In the mid 60s I received both my draft card and a Valentine's Day card on February 14th. Being a conscientious objector to both love and war, I burned both cards."

"I can't heeear you!"

'Completed the pyramid, eh? Now take it down to the ground.'

Military Parades

Home Economics with an Attitude...

“Sarge - When do I get to blow shit up?”