Drill Sergeant Enthusiast Pillows

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

A street fight.

"Lemming Boot Camp"

'Are you sure this is where you buried your Daddy?'

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'When are you gonna get me some real competition?'

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

Panzer Hut.

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

People on a sledge

Oil Workers

"They've deployed their new missile defense system."

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

The March to Finchley.

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'